We have two types of lizards here in the Philippines the smaller one is called a tiki (called a house lizard) the larger one is called a toko. The smaller one eats ants. Therefore I normally leave the Tikis alone. Because the ants are a bigger problem than the tiki shit.
That is until 3 o'clock this morning. I went to print something, not knowing that tiki was inside my printer. I pushed print and tiki ran out of my printer on top of the paper feed.
He left me a present on top of the paper that went through the printer. It was at 3 o'clock this morning that I decided I didn't need an anteater. I needed to kill that shitty little SOB. 7 o'clock this morning the handyman went tiki hunting. The little son of a bitch is on the run with the handyman close behind. The tiki disappeared behind a very large bookshelf and the hunt was called off. The Taki and I both know that his life is in danger.
The larger ones the toko make so much noise, when he's looking for a girlfriend, he is not tolerated anywhere on the property. The toko is the enemy of the dog pack in the yard and they kill everyone they come across. They also kill rats and snakes just the same. The handyman is always fighting the jungle and the critters that live in it. I love living in the jungle but sometimes it can be trying. I hate snakes.
Both of them are part of the gecko family. And I'll bet none of them ever shit in your brand new printer.
Not to mention I could barely afford a pencil at the time. What little money I had was reserved for beer and cigarettes.
really where that at 
