Mawteen made a funny! (general discussion)

by Fawteen ⌂, East Overshoe, Maine, Thursday, February 08, 2018, 15:43 (189 days ago)

Town Manager (New England equivalent of Mayor) quit. Only been here a year or so. That happens a lot.

She said I should apply for the job. Me, a politician, dealing with people all day every day.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

(breathe....)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Damn, that woman is funny!

In other news, local farmer's market had a sign out from "Driver Wanted". Being more than a bit bored and having seriously depleted the toy fund, I thought I'd at least ask.

Delivering plants/flowers to various stores throughout the state, on a route. Commission only. "up to" 19.5% of sales.

Me. In sales.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (breathe...repeat)

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Hah! We ARE taking our country back. Suck it, Liberal Commies!

Mawteen made a funny!

by Ron ⌂, Central Pennsylvania, Thursday, February 08, 2018, 16:23 (189 days ago) @ Fawteen

What's Maine's policy on pot?

Excluding some of the finer weed sales, I can't imagine 19.5% of crap coming out to much.

You tell Mawteen to go for it. She'd be surprised to find out what she can do with some stick it in your shorts attitude and stick to it instead of quitting when it gets rough.

20+ years into it and my zoning job is only threatened by one council member who thinks I'm too expensive, and by coincidence I denied a permit 15 years ago.

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Loading hogs should be an Olympic event.

Mawteen made a funny!

by Fawteen ⌂, East Overshoe, Maine, Thursday, February 08, 2018, 16:32 (189 days ago) @ Ron

What's Maine's policy on pot?

Legal for personal growth/use. Not sure on commercial/retail.

He claims one of his regular drivers/salesmen makes ~$50K a year between March 1 and August 1. Sumbitch must never be home...

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Hah! We ARE taking our country back. Suck it, Liberal Commies!

Mawteen made a funny!

by moll, Thursday, February 08, 2018, 16:33 (189 days ago) @ Fawteen

If a guy has the face for sales commission isn't bad.
Best sales face is one folks will feel sorry for.
Just sayin.........

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"You can't go back home to your family, back home to your childhood ... back home to a young man's dreams of glory and of fame ... "

Mawteen made a funny!

by Fawteen ⌂, East Overshoe, Maine, Thursday, February 08, 2018, 16:34 (189 days ago) @ moll

Well, I have been told I have the perfect face for radio...

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Hah! We ARE taking our country back. Suck it, Liberal Commies!

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