For you folks back "there" part 2 (general discussion)

by tacon1, Sunday, February 11, 2018, 16:49 (6 days ago) @ tacon1

12/25
Merry freaking Christmas!
20 more inches of the damn slop tonight -Snowed in.
The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil.
God, I hate the snow!
Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel.
The wife says I have a bad attitude.
I think she's an idiot.
If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.

12/26
Still snowed in.
Why the hell did I ever move here?
It was all HER idea.
She's really getting on my nerves.

12/27
Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.

12/28
Warmed up to above -20.
Still snowed in.
The BITCH is driving me crazy!!!

12/29
10 more inches.
Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in.
That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

12/30
Roof caved in.
I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass.
The wife went home to her mother.
Nine more inches predicted.

12/31
I set fire to what's left of the house.
No more shoveling.

1/8
Feel so good.
I just love those little white pills they keep giving me.
Why am I tied to the bed?


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